Unoriginal. If my life is now to have any meaning or ambition, the best I could ever hope for would be a Vonnegut follow-up. Like those greased up wannabes on the road dressed as Axl Rose or cowboying a Billy Joel, touring the country at old bars for gas money, I'll have to just write spin-offs of Vonnegut's style or something.

Sadly though, you can't always pay for a book the way you can for a show. But hey, I'd buy something like that- If I ever get around to it, anyway. See below,