Prodigy

(a few days post legendary, while watching Batman)

"Hey, do you want some?", asked Amy*, passing me the water.
"Wait...is that the magic water bottle?" laughs Ryan.
"Of course," I say, "...do you want some?"
"...that's not water".
"It's wine".
"...Wine."
"Yeah."

Ryan shakes his head;"You desecrated the magic water bottle! You filled it with wine, when it was supposed to be filled with life force!"
"Hey, maybe the life force is just different right now..."

"No," Amy juts in, "It's magical. She just turned water into wine. Right?".
"Ohhhh" says Ryan. "That's right. Water into wine...that makes sense".
"Absolutely," I laugh.
"You shouldn't question the magic water".
"Definitely not".